i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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