I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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