i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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