If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
no you cant smoke seaweed
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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