whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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