I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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