my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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