another moral hangover. fuck.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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