i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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