Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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