Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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