what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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