You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
So vagazzling was a success
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