How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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