the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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