just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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