Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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