OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
