Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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