How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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