guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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