I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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