hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I think people are normalizing furries
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
