it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
