we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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