12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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