if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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