And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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