I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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