im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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