i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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