The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Did I show you my penis last night?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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