is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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