apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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