3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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