Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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