what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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