Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I am mentally ready for anal.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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