6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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