Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Randomize
