Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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