I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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