Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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