I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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