And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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