Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Randomize
