Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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