i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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