Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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