she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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