Got a toothbrush?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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