Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
