yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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