i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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