A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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