they need to just BURY HIM!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
