morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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